THE NIPPLE MAN !
On July 44th, I was walking down the road. The road. Was dark. And black (not racist) like burnt bread. i walked down the street and my rubber shoes made shoe noises on the conkrete. i went bak to my apartment and caled all my friends and said: WERE GONNA HAVE A PARTY!
CHAPTER I: THE PARTY
My friends got there and we put Call of Duty in the Xbox 360 game console. It was all fun but the screen turned red (the color of blood). we're gonna die!!! (somebody edited this shit)
CHAPTER II: I waked up
I awaked up the nexty day in my bed.. It was all a dream. The sky had birds. The sky had clowds. The sky had a
sun. The sky had a planes. Now he has to go
down stayors and find the niple man. he went down the stayors and finded a man. he locked like Jon (his freind who was kinda gay but also kinda cool) who was flashing his nipples!!!
CHAPTER III: it was realey bad
i went to phone to call my hot gf and tell her to call the polioce. but then, mom ansered and said "she died lasst night after five years of coma cuz a strange guy gave her coma juice so bye honey" and she hanged uip.
CHAPTER IIII: time to dye
It wasnt that final shodown. Then it was final shodown. the main character puled out his katanna and throwed it at both of niple mans nipples. the blood started coming out of nipples.
and it looked like an scene from mortal combat. nipple man screamed "god curse you to hell" and opened a portal to hell. stepped out. Nipple man said "I have brought you back to life so that you can fight for me!" Then...Bob Heimer said "Im not going to fight for you becauze your evil! and pulled out his MP5 and started spraying bullettes everywhere. They got in a epic shootout with guns, grenaids, knives, and and bullettes flying everywhere. Bob heimer dodged the bullets. Bob Hiemer aimed his MP5 and shot nipple man in da eye. Nipple man squirted eye juice on Bob heimers shirt and Bob Heimer smiled because Niplpe man was died.
CHAPTER IIIII: the final ending
truns out... ..... u wer NIPOLE MAN! and the burger from da picture was actuallly just bob himer in disguised. u caused this. u gave the gf coma juice just 2 get insurance. but now,,,,, they gave U coma juice!!!!! and now your in jail!!!!!!!